MaXXX Black SPECIAL HELLFIRE OFFER

January 6th, 2009 by Ultra

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MaXXX Black Parties have now been launched and are a fun and discreet way to see the world’s finest adult products in the comfort of your own home. See, touch, smell, and even taste the amazing goodies we stock in-store. We bring the absolute best quality toys, gadgets, games and guides, plus you’ll have the expert help of a MaXXX Black consultant, and we love creating that party vibe! All you have to bring is the bubbly, a few nibbles, and your friends - we do the rest.

SPECIAL OFFER: The First 10 Hellfire patrons to book a party will receive a bumper Hellfire gift pack! This very special gift includes:

  • A Fun Factory vibrator
  • ‘The Seductive Art of Japanese Bondage’ by Midori
  • 10 metre black bondage rope
  • Wild Hide suede blindfold

That’s over $165 worth of goodies just for being a Host, plus every host has the chance to earn gift vouchers to spend on the night.To be eligible for the offer all you need to do is a book a party in-store by speaking to Heidi or give her a call on (02) 9557 0122. For more information about MaXXX Black Parties check out our website www.maxxxblack.com.

The Hellfire Club Friday January 16th

January 4th, 2009 by Ultra

Hi there,
Welcome to 2009 and here’s hoping its a bigger, better and benter one than last… and what better way to get your new year off on a leather-clad foot than by joining us on January 16th (the day before my birthday – which means, cum midnight, I’ll be celebrating big-time!) for our first party at The Hellfire Club.

We’re setting the controls to Summer Cruise mode, with a suitably sultry soundtrack create exclusively for your entertainment and edification by our resident turntablists Mandy Rollins, Lanny K and Miss Yetti, who are eager to show off their latest acquisitions.

We’ve picked up some hot new stuff too, in the form of two “Hellfire Virgin” performances at 11:30pm and 1:30am respectively. Here’s where I throw to Ultra for the details:

First up; as the newest addition to Artbabes, Something Odd duo Kat and Dave bring cheek and sass to acrobatic adagio. This exciting and innovative pair make balancing life in their hands look all too easy. Prepare to be teased and titillated as they bring fantasy to life and check them out on the Hellfire Blog here: http://hellfiresydney.com/blog/?p=1279

Later on; spawning from the outskirts of melbourne, four years ago while studying to be a remedial massage therapist, David D. Deville learnt how to juggle. Soon after he got roped into helping out with local circus classes. From there he’s been on a long journey of learning new skills, performing and just trying to figure out just where he fits in, being the character that he is. Through his art, he had become more exposed to the fetish scene, and he’s realised he has a growing desire to strut his stuff for the fetish crowd, saying: “This seems to be where my passions lie. I have performed at a host of local festivals, three juggling conventions, various alternative clubs in Melbourne and even at Sydney’s ‘Dark Circus’ shows.”

When I asked him what we’ll see during  his debut, David D Deville said:  “So I hear you like bondage, I do too, thats why I’m going to get myself bound up for your entertainment, and escape for mine. Bringing you the classic act - the straightjacket and chain escape. Born with a split personality, sexual confused and fresh off my medication, this should be fun for all the family. So who will volunteer to strap me up? Only thing to worry about now is that Hellfire has a few things in mind to spice up my act a bit… oh shit, what does that mean?”

He’s certainly got a surprise coming! We love having new (read: naive) artists perform on our little stage, especially those new to (and fascinated by) fetish. He he he… while we all wait to to see what torture awaits him, check out his website: http://www.myspace.com.revengeofthemilkman/

Check him out on the Hellfire Blog here: http://hellfiresydney.com/blog/?p=1270


HELLFIRE T-SHIRTS – ON SALE

LAST CHANCE TO OWN YOUR PIECE OF HELLFIRE HISTORY


While the sales are on, we thought we’d have one of our own on the remaining Hellfire T-Shirts and Singlets we have in stock. For January only, they’re all $15 each, and if you buy a second one, it’s only $10. Express Post satchels are $7, and they can fit up to 3 items in them.

Here is what remains:

Master Tom in the NEW SINGLET (Size Large)

Red Singlets -  WOMEN in size 8, size 10, size 16 and size 18

MEN in size SMALL, MEDIUM, LARGE and EXTRA LARGE

Hellfire T-Shirt Sale

Les Toil T-Shirts (design has a curvy dominatrix on it) – WOMEN in size 8 and size 12 only

MEN in size SMALL only

Trudy Cooper T-Shirts (design has 3 sexy girls on it) – WOMEN in size 10 and size 12 only

MEN in size SMALL only

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Plus there is ONE REMAINING LIMITED EDITION Tee Design T-Shirt (only 50 will ever be made, this is the last one)in a Size 18 left (this shirt is $25).

If you wish to purchase, email Ultra on ultravixen@hotmail.com and she will take your order. Hurry, there are only 24 shirts/singlets left, and we have no plans to make any more.

So we hope to see you there in a fortnight for my forty-fifth! (Ah I was young when this started…)

Cheers
Master Tom
The Hellfire Club

The Hellfire Club meets 3rd Friday of every month
downstairs @ The Gaff (formerly Rogues) 16-18 Oxford Square Darlinghurst
Enter from rear laneway near corner of Riley & Burton Streets
9:30pm-late $25 entry
STRICT DRESS CODE: fetish, fancy dress, formal or basic black
For all your info, pic and FAQ needs please visit us on the web at
http://www.hellfiresydney.com/blog/


Something Odd at our January Club Night!

January 2nd, 2009 by Ultra

SomethingOdd - Kat & Dave - LIVE at January Hellfire (1)

As the newest addition to Artbabes, Something Odd duo Kat and Dave bring cheek and sass to acrobatic adagio. This exciting and innovative pair make balancing life in their hands look all too easy. Prepare to be teased and titillated as they bring fantasy to life at our January Club Night on Friday 16th January, 2008.  If these photos aren’t enough to tide you over until their sexy duo, you can find out more online HERE. In the past they’ve performed in a variety of settings including Thredbo, the Woodford Folk Festival, the Sydney Convention Centre, Exodus and in both of the Dark Circus productions. We look forward to seeing what they have in store for our kinky audience!

Member’s Area Updates

December 26th, 2008 by BadPauly

Ho! Ho! Ho!… and a bottle of rum!

Take a boat, fill it with perverts, set sail to the open-waters, and what do you get? Well, let’s just say it may involve a wet mess and some wobbly-knees. And over 260-photos to prove it!

All that, and more, can be found in the Members Section.

The Wet Spots in A Midsummer’s Wet Dream

December 25th, 2008 by Ultra

Wet Spots in a Midsummer’s Wet Dream

A New Mardi Gras Festival event

“This sexed up vaudevillian affair brings out the kinky side of every audience it inappropriately touches” Time Out, Sydney

The Wet Spots (Cass King and John Woods) sing smart, funny and deliciously naughty tunes about sex.  From guest spots in seedy Canadian cabarets to headlining at seedy comedy clubs, these cult carnal crooners unexpectedly became an overnight YouTube phenomenon, launching them onto the world stage.

After performing three best-of sampler shows packed with salacious delights in February, The Wet Spots are back in the Sydney Opera House Studio this Mardi Gras for a return season of their biggest and best hits to date in A Midsummer’s Wet Dream.

Picture an old-fashioned song and dance duo from the golden age of comedy but singing sweetly about threesomes, sex toys, and taking it in the ass. With numbers such as Smack My Bottom, expect to hear the most elegant songs about the raunchiest of subjects.

The Wet Spots celebrate and satirize the human libido with their sweet harmonies and naive enthusiasm. And let’s not forget the spankings, singalongs, and bawdy sex-ed.  Inspired by the lyrical dexterity of Cole Porter, the hard-hitting satire of South Park and the camp sincerity of Margaret Cho, The Wet Spots have won serious notoriety for their live shows.

When they step on stage, Cass in her corset and John in his signature smoking jacket, sock garters and no pants, the pair presents an image that is vaudevillian, oversexed, and slightly wrong: think fetish club by way of Monty Python.

Few are indifferent when it comes to their genre-busting humour. A unique blend of stand-up, song and sex advocacy, they have won critical acclaim for their “outrageously clever lyrics” (Georgia Straight) and “sophisticated showmanship” (Vancouver Sun).

They have also been called “utterly without substance” and accused of “lowering the tone of the evening” (Cape Town Times). Confirming both opinions, their album Hello Kinky (2006) became a favourite on queer radio AND the Howard Stern network.

http://www.sydneyoperahouse.com/whatson/thewetspots2009.aspx

SEASON

5 - 6 March 930pm

PRICES

Standard: $39 / $29 (rear view)       *Concession: $29

*Concessions apply to Australian pensioners, seniors, full-time students and children 16 and over

Notes: Please ensure you have your Proof of Concession with you when you attend a performance.

Booking fees may apply