Hi there,
Thanks to all who braved the cold and rain for June Hellfire, as despite the weather it turned out to be another great night! Today we wanted to let you know what we have in store for you at the next party at The Hellfire Club on Friday July 18th, plus Ultra’s Members Area Update and the latest news about Hellfire Afloat!
Let’s commence, as usual, with this month’s club night:
As you are probably aware, July sees the Pope hit Sydney for the annual Catholic youth recruiting drive called World Youth Day. Well if they can hide behind a name then so can we.
We’re changing our name to Pellfire for July, in dis/honour of our very own Cardinal George Pell – who’s like next-in-line to God after the Pope in Australian Catholic church terms. And what a charmer he is! Doesn’t believe in global warming, a bill of rights, civil rights for gay couples, women priests etc. If he has his way, it won’t be too long before the whole place is hotter than Hellfire, so he obviously deserves our uncritical and unquestioning obedience and support.
So we’re setting up a sac/religious theme for the whole evening in his name, while throwing our dungeon doors open wide to welcome the thousands of young Catholic pilgrims who are set to invade Sydney… hot!
The Catholic faith is and always has been one of our richest sources of recruits for Hellfire; they really understand the whole punishment/reward paradigm, and usually come fully equipped with an entire backpack full of guilt, shame and fear tied up with their sexuality to boot. All the better to play with…
So let’s help ease their burden, share their pain and prise open their legs for the cause – after all, they’ll only have to say they’re sorry, then they can go out and do it all again!
To help them along the road to Hellfire, we’ve paved it with good inventions; like our DJ Box of the Damned starring Sister Mandy Rollins, the Reverend Lanny K and Holy Miss Yetti, who will form an unholy trinity mixing the sacred and the profane in a demonic blend of dirty beats best suited to liturgical dancing or a quick blowie in the confessional.
And you can make that leap of faith while you’re suspending your disbelief with our shows, which too, are mortal sins in themselves: At 11:30pm we prostrate ourselves in the presence of Cardinal Hell & Cardinal Bell - http://hellfiresydney.com/blog/?p=1084
IN THE NAME OF GOD, Cardinal Hell and Cardinal Bell of the Order of Fancy Piece have taken it upon themselves to conduct a High Mass to honour the coming of Pope Benedict XVI.
The Cardinals believe that this is a more fitting welcome for His Holiness than has been offered to date. They are enraged that rather than rapturously celebrating this blessed arrival, the media of the country has dared to question and undermine the Church’s authority.
“Such heresy is to be abhorred,” declares Cardinal Hell. “How dare the media suggest that the Church does not have the right to sack the city, the state, the country, to pay for this religious ecstasy? Are the lambs of God not for fleecing?”
Cardinal Bell is equally horrified at the suggestion that the Church does not have the right to plunder the people in the name of World Youth.
“Does the Catholic Church not have a proud history of revelling in the world’s youth?” He asks. “To question the Church’s motives for corralling the youngest and most tender of the flock is absurd. Surely there is no greater glory than for God’s children to go down on their knees to receive the Holy Spirit while servicing the Church?”
That they should be expected to address such a ludicrous trifle as the “equality” of women at this most sacred of times is beyond Cardinal Hell’s comprehension.
“The role of women is, and always has been, perfectly simple, and that is to produce more Catholics, and to serve their husbands in marriage. Marriage, which is a sacred union – and let me make this abundantly clear – between a man and a woman, and let us never blur the lines. To consider a union of any other kind is a dirty, perverted, unnatural, carnal, mortal, putrid sin that should never be allowed to see the light of day.”
Fancy Piece Productions is the unholy union of Holly Bennett and Simone Craswell, a lesbian burlesque duo. Fancy Piece takes pleasure in serving up a banquet of sex, glamour, and politics that will leave you licking your dripping fingers.
Fancy Piece was formed to rise against the censorship of lesbian sexuality. Although based in Wollongong, this duo took their work to clubs throughout Sydney and Melbourne after leaving Circus WOW (the Wollongong women’s circus) in protest over the censorship of work - being told that their acts were too lesbian for an arts festival and for the major theatre company in their hometown. After two years revelling in exile, Fancy Piece was recently welcomed home by cheering Wollongong audiences.
Fancy Piece has performed extensively at venues and events such as Sydney Leather Pride Week, Gurlesque, King Victoria, Queer Central @ The Sly Fox, The Newtown Hotel, The Phoenix Theatre, Castro’s, and of course the jewel in the crown, Hellfire Sydney!
Then at 1:30am, we welcome two Fabulous Fat Femme Nuns to spank up a Storm for Pellfire.
In town for World Youth Day, Mother Superior Phuquore and novice nun, Sister Honor Neez will be descending into the filth and depravity of The Hellfire Club to spread the word of the Lord and shine a light into the dark hearts of the perverts lurking in this den of iniquity. Mother Superior Phuquore may be worried about her novice, but if the sins of the flesh prove too tempting for Sister Honor Neez, this Mother is well prepared to take her in hand and mete out some appropriate punishment in Nomine Patris, Filii, et Spiritus Sanctii.
Tam & Leesa are two fabulous fat femmes whose “altar” egos will give the audience a taste of old school Catholic punishment. It may look like any other scene at Hellfire, but don’t be fooled, these Brides of Christ would never be so hypocritical as to enjoy, behind closed doors, the very thing they preach against in public. It’s just not the Catholic way.
Get ready for the blasphemy with a sneak peek: http://hellfiresydney.com/blog/?p=1076
Plus there’s the Wicked Doll Transformations Parlour, the monthly $100 SAX Fetish Voucher to be won for DIY outfits and a veritable host of other most holy and divine attractions to keep you devout and pure – read all about the rest in the next email and read on today to find out more about Hellfire Afloat, plus what’s new on in the Members Area of the website.
Cheers
Master Tom
The Hellfire Club
The Hellfire Club meets 3rd Friday of every month
downstairs @ The Gaff (formerly Rogues) 16-18 Oxford Square Darlinghurst
Enter from rear laneway near corner of Riley & Burton Streets
9:30pm-late $25 entry
STRICT DRESS CODE: fetish, fancy dress, formal or basic black
For all your info, pic and FAQ needs please visit us on the web at
http://www.hellfiresydney.com/blog/
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HELLFIRE AFLOAT - Naughty-cal Fetish Fun!
Ultra and I are finally tying the knot in Las Vegas this September 11th, but before we fly out to the States on the 7th, we wanted to have a fetish bucks n’ hens party with a difference, to send us on our way with some even more amazing memories of the city and club that helped bring us together.
So of course we thought “Harbour Cruise” - and have found a seriously sexy ship that’s crying out to be deflowered by all our fine fetish friends. Here’s the details:
NEW - DJs just announced!
We’re shivering in our timbers at the news that we will be joined by two of the sauciest shipmates ever to set sail on the seven seas, DJ Sveta and DJ Mandy Rollins. We’re lashing them to the mast and forcing them to play a maritime mix of saucy sea shanties and jig-a-jig jigs for your dancefloor pleasure. No naval-gazing here!
At our first-ever Hellfire Afloat you’ll board our three-deck mega-cat cruiser - with space for up to 500 – at Star City Casino wharf before we set sail for points perverse and destinations depraved. There’ll be places to play, people to do and shows to suit the theme aquatic.
The dress code is broader to encourage you to get into the salty spirit; we’d love to see sailor-boys and sailor-grrls, captains, pirates and dockside wh*res all mixed up with the usual blend of fetish finery, so let your imagination run away to sea!
Our two ticket-selling outlets, SAX Fetish in Darlinghurst and Maxxx Black in Newtown are sharing the spirit, with some specially themed outfits available to buy for the night. Maxxx Black are even offering a 15% discount on all purchases to Hellfire Afloat ticket holders, to make your nautically-themed shopping even more affordable.
First-release tickets are $80 each from the above two shops (where booking fees may apply), or you can get them from us at July Hellfire. If you live out of the area and want to book your passage, simply email ultra@hellfiresydney.com to organise payment and postage.
Please remember that this event is presale only, so secure your berth for Saturday the 6th of September at 8:45pm (for a 9:00pm embarkation) at Star City Casino Wharf, Pirrama Road Pyrmont, where there’s plenty of parking and lots of taxis too. Stay tuned for further details….
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ULTRA’S MEMBERS’ AREA UPDATE
July 2008 sees a huge number of photos going into the Hellfire Member’s Area! Expect to see show shots from Vesper White (that beautiful nineteen year old vamp who performed in May 2008); Gypsy Wood (a blonde beauty queen with a bloody big problem); Adonis from the band Ghetto Pussy (in a meaty bikini); I.Kandi (beaten and battered in blood stained feathers); Cherry2000 (starring Rachel Chaos and Aria Award-winning Andy Rantzen); and last, but by no means least, a randy dog show with primped poodles and a hound-dog with the horn from Annabel Lines. The poodle costumes (designed by Marty Jay) alone are worth joining for, I tell you!
If all that isn’t enough because you’re waiting for your own photo to appear, this month we will be adding in May 2008 and June 2008. In the May gallery, leopard print hotpants, Mistresses from Melbourne, electric blue cops’ hats and black gloves with spiky red nails were a few of my favourite things! If you look hard enough you’ll see a few famous faces, including DJ Sveta, fetish T-girl Katja Lynx (Miss Nuit Demonia 2008), Adonis from Ghetto Pussy and a celebrity snapper. A saucy ringlet haired wench with diamante suspenders caught my eye as she raised her skirt for all to admire! And did you see the lady whose clothing was just painted on? She’s in there in all her naughty nude glory!
In the June Gallery you’ll see peeks at Miss Brandy from Wicked Doll painting on a latex bustier onto a Hellfire regular; Miss Madellen topless (with strategically placed hands and hair); a very sexy regular in a pink latex outfit complete with a back view of her sexy red ribbon laced back; and a super cute costumed Queen of Hearts with her sneaky panty caption! Beyond the awesome outfits, there’s a little bit of bondage and even a shade of strangulation in this gallery!
There’s also some photos from our 2008 World’s Greatest Shave where bare breasted wenches did the hair removal; a gallery from our ICEBOX days; some photos from Kellyann Denton taken in April 2007 and a whole bunch of other new things! In all, there are over 445 new reasons to sign up at: http://ozbill.biz/hellfire.htm
